Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ed Hardy: A Salute to Douche-Bags! Written by Jaan Alejandra Lalwani

I’ve always been a big supporter of color. I love coordinating colors, buying colorful items and looking at skittles. To me the color a person wears on their clothing can determine what they are all about that particular day. However, I never thought I would live to see the day when a clothing line molested colors.

Thank-you Ed Hardy for giving me the opportunity to realize that yes, you can put a price on absolute bullshit. It’s just horrible how people actually think this shit looks cool on them. The concept of someone wearing tattoos on clothing makes me sick to my stomach as well as giving me a massive migraine.

If you wear Ed Hardy clothing or anything related to Ed Hardy...do you honestly think you look cool? Do you really think it makes you look slimmer? Just because Mommy and Daddy won’t let you get a tattoo doesn’t mean you have to commit to this disease of a clothing line.

Most of the people who wear Ed Hardy are celebrities who are paid to wear it and douchebags who want to look exactly like the buddy they walked into the club with. Oh yeah, and people who over-tan in the salons and turn out having the skin complexion of an oompa loompa.

Yes, this all might offend you but you have to realize that Ed Hardy is over-priced, over-done and easy-to rip. And when you do buy this shit, don’t forget to take off the TJ Max price tag.